Category Archives: Comedy

Kazoo revival – 1920’s Jazz Jazz Jazz


1920’s swells Cheeky and Charming Charlie spread mirth and music under the auspices of the charity music in hospitals. Goodness gracious me – Charlie gets the blonde ! The kazoo is a wind instrument which adds a “buzzing” timbral quality … Continue reading

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A Hard Days Night – The Beatles now in itunes !


A Hard Days Night – The Getaway ! The chaps are having a little trouble tying their bow ties. Bernhardt sneakily sorts himself out – but The Charlies have had enough of his crowing and make their getaway!  Only Bernhardt … Continue reading

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Cheryl Cole gigs in Kabul – whilst The Charleston Charlies play Canon Pyon


It’s Saturday 17th September and the Charleston Charlies are heading off to play at the society wedding  of the year in Herefordshire. But with Marley Charlie’s penchant for ice cream and macaroons, and the sat nav insisting on taking the … Continue reading

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Bernhardt and Thorne’s day out


Taking a break from a punishing schedule of touring abroad with his pop group, Jon Thorne enjoyed a leisurely day out with his old pal Bernhardt………..despite much of the days filming being unusable, Bernhardt has put together a little vignette … Continue reading

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Simon Cowell’s 3 in a bed secret


Greedy Simon Cowell’s secret orgy news story was swallowed up by a red top readership’s bottomless appetite for scandal. But where’s the video to back up this headline grabbing tale of excess? In complete contrast Bernhardt was caught in the … Continue reading

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Watching the washboard – washboardPete- a profile.


Washboard Pete could not be described any more elequently than by his biographer in 1927 “The Incredible Washboard Pete II was born in the heart of a star.  He is one year old and plays with The Hobo Sapiens, Keith Tippett, The … Continue reading

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X Factor Louis and Simon’s Sulky Sunday


X Factor millionaires Louis and Simon were all over sundays redtops looking limp and sulky. Could it be they’ve heard of Bernhardts refusal to ever perform on X Factor, It Factor or Factory Records?  ” What on earth would we … Continue reading

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